Scottie’s Revenge

Scottie was strolling along and

stumbled on a silver pen planted

in Deb’s veggie patch

still feeling startled by the

switch to squash crop

discovering a pen, Scottie thought —

stimulated by sudden delights

deciding to slurp his slime into

the empty pen case

so he screwed open the case

to release the ink — and

sank his slippery slime in

after securing his pooey-gooey slime

he scurried towards a prized squash

armed with ammo to strike his target

started to scribble his silver slime

thanks silly billy for dropping your pen

so I can still write my silver slime notes.

and cheeky Scottie slug

signed his name in pooey-gooey —

slug slim